Captain's log, stardate 41153.7. Our destination is planet Deneb IV … wait this isn't Star Trek. This is my personal Captain's Log as I am the Captain of this ship, the USS Jason Sandagon, a solid, sturdy ship, though I wish it was less sturdy and maybe a little more streamlined but that's neither here nor there. As I begin this journey as a whole new branded self I hope you, the audience, will stick around for the final curtain (the way I talk that could be soon...). My hopes are high for this new branding of "Jason Sandagon: New York" because I'm no longer putting myself in a box of comedy or a box of photography but in a box of random shit that Max Paxton will eventually remove from your hoarding Aunt's house.
If this new brand was a song it would be "Runaway Away With Me" by Carley Rae Jepson because there is a lot going on in that song but when you listen to it, it makes you feel something incredible. A tingling feeling, like pins and needles (I'm sorry, my leg is falling asleep, I'm writing this on the toilet).
Anyway, I hope you enjoy this new branding and I hope you continue to enjoy me.